fuck yeah michael scarn

Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.

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Leader…ship. The word ‘ship’ is hidden inside the word ‘leadership’. As its derevation.

Leader…ship. The word ‘ship’ is hidden inside the word ‘leadership’. As its derevation.

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don”t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It”s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That”s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don”t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It”s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That”s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.

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maybe theres some kind of animal that we can make a sacrifice to. like, a giant buffalo. or some sort of monster. like something with the body of a walrus…with the head of a sea lion. or something with the body of an egrit. with the head of a meerkat. or just…the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer. with the body of….a porcupine.

maybe theres some kind of animal that we can make a sacrifice to. like, a giant buffalo. or some sort of monster. like something with the body of a walrus…with the head of a sea lion. or something with the body of an egrit. with the head of a meerkat. or just…the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer. with the body of….a porcupine.